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I thought this might lighten your day.

A UCA Bear fan is drinking in a Missouri bar, when
he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to
ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar,
announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical "Bear" baby
boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but
the Bear fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back
home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical UCA Bear baby
boy. Gonna be a Bear football player." Congratulations showered
him from all around, amid many exclamations of "WOW!" One woman
actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say,
aren't you the father of that typical UCA Bear baby that
weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how
big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is
puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened? He
already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!" The Bear father
takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve,
leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."

pretty good joke!

And I like your quote as well

That's gotta hurt!

Reminds me of the little ditty about Pisspot Pete..oh well, I won't go there.

Come on now, let's hear it.

Here are a few that are pretty good.

Q: What do you call 2 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the BCS Championship Bowl game?
A: The Arkansas Razorback coaching staff.

Q: What do the Arkansas Razorbacks Coach Houston Nutt and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ ".

Q: How do you keep an Arkansas Razorback Coach out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts, a first down marker, or an end zone.

Q: What do you call an Arkansas Coach with a BCS National Championship Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why was Houston Nutt upset when the Arkansas Razorbacks play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Arkansas Razorbacks Coaching Staff and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Arkansas Razorbacks Coaching Staff and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).

Those are hilarious! I just shared them with some of my family in town and they were cracking up! As the rest of you say

Arkansas 7 Auburn 9...another big game for the piggies...this should extend Nutts contract another 5 years..

At least hog defense finally played a good game ...Auburn is not the best offense around but still a big time SEC team. Holding any SEC top tier team to NO TDs is worth attention.

I really thought they showed no offense last week against Chattanooga so as not to tip off Auburn to any new wrinkles. Except for the late 4th quarter drive that led to the brief 7-6 lead, the offense seems to rely on Mac and Jones making their own breaks. That late drive was the most imaginative drive I have seen from the hogs in a couple of years.... it was not Auburn getting tired...it was good play calling....too bad they do not have a Nathan Brown who can distribute the ball among Mac, Jones and Hillis and actually make the long throw back to his left across the field. I know Houston Haters fans will be out for blood again but this is the first encouraging sign I have seen....strong defense for an entire game and a glimmer of what they could do with real play calling to use their talented backs.....

Contrast to Thursday....exceptional play calling by the Bears from the git go.

GoBears!!

Maybe so on the encouraging sign but only 67 yards (according to a hogville poster) total yds. rushing by the best running tandem of backs in the country would seem to be rather discouraging in my book.

My point is that when they actually tried some imagination, they moved the ball well...Jones had some nice runs and Mac was doubled meaning someone was open.... most of the time they just handed off and seemed to say "now, go git it.."....Auburn is too fast and big up front to let that work.

GoBears!!