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Post subject: Jokes  Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:27 am |
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Location: Charleston, AR Home of the Tigers!
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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
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UCA Bears 10-2 SLC Champs
Charleston Tigers 14-0 3A State Champs
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:29 am |
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If you have sex with a hooker against her will, and don't pay her, would you be convicted of rape, or shoplifting?
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Charleston Tigers 14-0 3A State Champs
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